5 DAYS
PLUS A COLOR!
OUR PUBLISHERS HAVE CEASED
PUBLICATION OF THE SATURDAY EDITIONS OF THEIR PAPERS. THIS MEANS
THAT FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE WE WILL NO LONGER BE PRODUCING SATURDAY
STRIPS. AS WE UPDATE THE WEBSITE 24 HOURS AFTER THE NEWSPAPER PUBLICATION
OF THE STRIP, THIS MEANS THAT THERE WILL BE NO NEW STRIP FEATURED ON SUNDAY.
HOPE THIS ALL MAKES SENSE??!!
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HEADLINES
HUMUNGOUS UPDATE - 121999
'DOWN TO EARTH' GETS UP TO DATE.
INSTEAD OF THE USUAL TWO WEEK HOLD BACK ON NEW STRIPS FROM INITIAL NEWSPAPER
PUBLICATION, WE HAVE DECIDED TO REDUCE THAT TO A ONE DAY HOLDBACK.
13 NEW STRIPS HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED ON THE SITE ON 121999 BRINGING THE WEB
PUBLICATION INTO LINE WITH NEWSPAPER PUBLICATION. THIS WILL MAKE
THE WEB SITE MORE TOPICAL AND HOPEFULLY ATTRACT MORE VISITORS. MERRY
CHRISTMAS!
'DOWN TO EARTH' BEGAN IT'S DAILY
RUN ON SEPTEMBER 14TH, 1999 APPEARING IN THE 'PRINCE WILLIAM JOURNAL'.
THE FIRST STRIP WILL PREMIERE HERE ON TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 28TH 1999 AND DAILY
THEREAFTER.
'DOWN TO EARTH' STARTED LIFE AS
A LIMITED WEEKLY STRIP APPEARING IN 'IN PITTSBURGH', PITTSBURGH'S LARGEST
AND MOST POPULAR NEWS WEEKLY. FIRST APPEARING JANUARY 13TH 1999 DTE
QUICKLY GARNERED RAVE
REVIEWS (O.K., TWO, ONE DEATH
THREAT AND AN OFFER OF FREE PIZZA).
THE NEW DAILY STRIP WILL ALWAYS
BE FOUND ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE SITE. ARCHIVED STRIPS CAN BE LOCATED
FROM THE ARCHIVE PAGE
WHERE THEY WILL BE LISTED iN DATE ORDER.
WE'VE GOT SOME GREAT THINGS PLANNED
FOR DTE INCLUDING NEW OUTLETS (WE'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THOSE A BIT LATER).
SO, STICK WITH US, AND ENJOY BEING DAMNED!!
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THE
LOW-DOWN
SO, WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?
IT'S ABOUT
HELL, HEAVEN AND THE AFTER REALMS! IT'S ABOUT THE DEVIL, THE GRIM
REAPER, GOD AND ALL THOSE OTHER FOLK YOU PARENTS ALWAYS TOLD YOU ABOUT,
BUT NEVER ONCE BOUGHT YOU ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS.
WHY IS IT CALLED "DOWN
TO EARTH"?
WELL, GOD
CAST THE DEVIL "DOWN TO EARTH" FOR LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT UP BUT ALSO
"DOWN TO EARTH" IS THE NAME OF A DINGY LITTLE BAR, TWO BLOCKS DOWN FROM
THE DRIVE-IN BURGER KING, WHERE ALL OUR CHARACTERS LIKE TO HANG OUT FROM
TIME TO TIME. "DOWN TO EARTH" IS RUN BY BERNARD, THE BARKEEP. HE'S
PRIVY TO A GREAT DEAL MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS PATRONS WHICH HE'LL BE
GLAD TO IMPART TO YOU IF YOU VISIT THE BAR IN THE "CHARACTERS"
SECTION OF THE SITE.
WHY IS IT SO AWFUL?
HMMM ... WE SUGGEST
YOU LEAVE NOW BEFORE WE GET ANGRY! |

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